MORE Brilliant Color Commentary from the Olympics

This time from Dick Button, commenting on Kimmie Meissner in the ladies' figure skating competition:

"She has very long arms, which any ballerina would give her eye teeth for."

And, just for your continuing entertainment, I'll throw in some ACTUAL brilliant commentary, this time by Stephen on another of the figure skating commentators:

"We should burn Scott Hamilton in effigy."

5000 points to Stephen for the phrase "in effigy."

1 comment:

Darth_Harbison said...

Well do you KNOW any ballerinas? Maybe they actually HAVE eye teeth, and you just don't know it!

I, of course, do have the pleasure of knowing a number of ballerinas, and their eyes look a little weird to me . . .